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Competition Time!

(17) July 26th, 2010

Remember the Cadbury gorilla and those creepy kids with the dancing eyebrows? Well Cadbury are bringing out another of these little gems with Freida, the dancing cow. To celebrate this they’ve released a Facebook game where you use your arrow keys to bring the bovine boogie. To entice you to play this game, you’re put in the draw each time you play to win one of five 8GB iPhone 3GS’s and one of ten iTunes vouchers.

Subsequently I have two 200g blocks of Cadbury Dairy Milk chocolate to give away, which I will give to the two Australian readers who post the best cow and chocolate related haiku in the comments.

Hit me with your best, I wish to be entertained, you will win some noms.


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17 Responses to “Competition Time!”

  1. Fish says:

    At the Cadbury fridge
    Rows of chocolate-making cows
    It’s Friesian in here.

  2. Ben says:

    between bovine legs
    hangs a pink sack of nipples
    you would eat from that?

  3. Hawky says:

    Feed the Cow Chocolate
    Shake forcefully with a smile
    Serves 2: Epic Win

  4. Morkai says:

    i need a haiku
    to win the choco-cow prize
    this haiku is crap

  5. Tommy Fullerton says:

    Gently rub the teat.
    With thumb and forefinger, squeeze.
    White stuff will come out.

  6. Tommy Fullerton says:

    Lay beneath the cow.
    Let the warm white liquid flow.
    Dairy Bukkake.

  7. Wouldn’t sink so low
    As to write a haiku for
    This silly… Oh shit.

  8. Leena says:

    I love you guys. :P Announcing the winners tomorrow! Last chance to score free chocolate. You can submit as many times as you like.

  9. Stacey says:

    I really can’t decide
    If chocolate has two or
    Three syllables…Cow.

  10. Adam Quinlan says:

    Oh milk of a cow
    You make the best of all foods
    It’s my secret love

  11. elroy says:

    That egg sucking guy
    Julius Sumner Miller
    Owes me chocolate!

  12. Simon says:

    Hey Grassisleena
    If I don’t win chocolate.
    I’ll break your kneecaps

  13. Moondogg says:

    No cow, I am hurt
    bungled operation yes
    my udders don’t work

  14. Leena says:

    Great haikus all, thanks for playing! The winners are Fish and Stacey! You win because you got a belly laugh. Honourable mentions to Hawky and Simon for also bringing the funny. I’ll be letting Cadbury know your email addresses and they will contact you from there for your postal addresses. Congratulations and yay for free chocolate!

  15. elroy says:


    /grassisleena.com goes down for long term ‘maintenance’

  16. Leena says:

    Elroy you know you’ll always win the chocolate that is in my heart. D’awww.

  17. Moondogg says:

    I think Tommy should have won, dairy bukkake is literally giving me nightmares.

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